Early review: Tower Heist

I recently went to watch 30 Minutes or Less, which was a thumbs up, but I was forced to watch some trailers first, some of which looked so terrible that even I won't watch them. One of those movies is Tower Heist.

Someone's finally making a comedy about ponzi schemes! Thank god! Oh, wait... nevermind, nobody wanted that. And actually The Other Guys kinda did that already (sort of).

At least I learned one thing from this: If you want to steal money, you have to know a black guy. The black guy will know what to do! Ben Stiller hasn't even seen this guy since they were in daycare together, but his racist assumptions gut instincts were right. The black guy steals all the time!

Okay, okay, I know, it's Eddie Murphy, but he's definitely blacker than everyone else. Except maybe Gabourey Sidibe.

Also, apparently if you are a multimillionaire, you definitely hide your assets in same kind of safe my mom uses to keep her jewelry in before she goes on vacation for a week. Who bothers with offshore accounts and money laundering these days?

Actually, maybe you should go see this movie. It seems like a fail-proof how-to guide to pulling off a perfect robbery, and racial stereotypes are always hilarious. I'm totally going to see this with my black friend.